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Kommunity Day #3 Highlights - Don't let clowns commentate
5 Competitors entered, 3 showed up and we extended TinkerCaptains bedtime to bring you the fun!
Thanks to our competitors:- Tinker Captain
- 0xtian
- ikimonoh
- galaxy_sayber
Kommunity Day Event #3 - 1v1 Rocket League Tourney
Our Second 1v1 Tourney! See below for text recap and scores!
Don't forget to read the Recap!
Klown Kolledge April Rocket League 1v1 Tournament Results
Here we go again, and yes the crazy, unexpected, "What the hell happened?", "Are we really doing this?", and "Will we have enough players to even play?" moments did ensue.
It's Tournamant time again at the Kolledge with the Klowns warming up with some free play rounds to get everyone in the mood and more importantly, make sure everyone was here. Seeing that they would be a player short, there was some discussion of possibly having one of the head Klowns play, reaching out to past players, or just going with three rounds for the tournament. It was suggested that RS see if Little RS would be able to play. With a quick check with Mrs. RS, Little Rs, who will go by Tinker Captain, was given the green light. With Icky, Galaxy_Sayber and 0xtian also ready to go, the tournament was set to start.
The opening round of the tournament saw Icky facing off against Tinker Captain. Icky quickly showed the Klowns his skills by getting the first two goals of the game. Tinker Captain, though young, was able to cut the lead in half with a kickoff goal. Though strong on following kickoffs and scoring a long shot goal, Tinker Captain was notable to overcome Icky and lost the first game 4-2. Icky started game two off with a goal, but Tinker Captain was able to tie it up with a kickoff. Though Tinker Captain showed some impressive defensive moves and saves, Icky was able to outmaneuver him with some drifting skills and scored three more times. Tinker Captain was able to score one more goal in the final moments of the game, Icky was able to take the game 4-2 and move on to the Championship matchup.
After some rejoicing with the cool new visuals the Kolledge has for recaps and stats, the Klowns moved on to the next round: a friendly rivalry between 0xtian & Galaxy_Sayber. Both competitors started game one off strong, but the first goal went to 0xtian with a very impressive high altitude hit. They quickly followed up with another two impressive goals. After some back and forth, Galaxy_Sayber was able to get a goal to make it 3-1. Though 0xtian went on to add three more goals to his tally, Galaxy_Sayber was able to make an impressive comeback a add five more to his. This gave us a game tied at six goals each with only 58 seconds left. With both competitors playing defense we went into the first overtime of the tournament. 0xtian was able to score and take game one 7-6. The first ten seconds of game two quickly set up the tone for the series. With just four seconds into the game Galaxy_Sayber made the first goal, but 0xtian returned the second kickoff with his own goal keeping the game even. With many impressive goals, saves and moves these two kept us all on our toes and with just 2 minutes left in the second game 0xtian held on tightly to his one-point lead of 5-4. 0xtian took advantage of Galaxy_Sayber going for the boosts, but Galaxy_Sayber managed to catch up. With 33 seconds and the game tied at 6, Galaxy_Sayber was able to score quickly, but 0xtian was not ready to let the game go and evened it up with 17 seconds left. 0xtian was able to score quickly and took the game 8-7, winning the series and moving on to the Championship Series.
After trying to get an answer on the Klowns ongoing discussion of what to call the boat driver and stream issues, the Klowns were ready for the next round: the consolation round with Tinker Captain and Galaxy_Sayber. Galaxy_Sayber came right out and scored the first two goals of the game but Tinker Captain was able to claim the third goal with a signature kickoff goals. Though Tinker Captain tried his best with defense, Galaxy_Sayber took control of the game and won with a score of 12-2. Game two began with Galaxy_Sayber quickly taking the lead scoring three goals with in the first minute. Tinker Captain wasn't about to let the win be easy and made Galaxy_Sayber work for goals four and five. In the end Galaxy_Sayber won the game 5-1 and took the 3rd place spot.
Finally it was time for Best of Five Championships round! Game one opened with Icky sneaking in the first goal, but 0xtian came back quick with his own goal to keep the score even. Both competitors kept each other on their toes, trading goals until Icky was able to build a lead and took the game 10-5. Game two again saw Icky make the first goal and, after a quick break about Aqua Socks, we saw 0xtian score his first goal to tie it up. Icky took the lead, but then 0xtian was able to make a steal and even the score once more. Just past the two minute mark 0xtian had pulled ahead with the score now being 4-2. Icky was able to tie it up but with just 20 seconds left, 0xtian was able to score 2 more. Icky was able to score one more goal with 14 second left, but was unable to make a complete comeback. The game ended with 0xtian as the winner with a score of 6-5 and the series tied one game apiece. Game three opened with Icky going three for three in making the first goal of the game and showed that he wanted to make it hard for 0xtian. Icky then scored his second and third resulting in a 3-0 lead. 0xtian was not ready to be defeated and made his move to get a point on the board. In response, Icky came back harder and soon scored three more goals, putting him up 6-1 in in the game. The next three minutes saw 0xtian make a great attempt at a come back with three more goals, but Icky just kept the pressure on and continued with his own goals. The game ended with Icky winning 9-5, leaving 0xtian on the brink of elimination. Game four began with Icky continuing his first goal of the game streak, with 0xtian sneaking in two goals. Icky continued his domination scoring six more goals, and 0xtian was able to score two late game goals. It wasn't enough, and Icky continued their winning streak with a 10-4 final score. With this win, Icky took the series and first place in the tournament.
The Klowns would like to congratulate the winners, and thank the competitors for participating in the tournament. We would also like to thank everyone who watched the streams and cheered the games in chat. Below you will find the full stats from the tournament along with downloads for replays of ever game in the tournament. Keep an eye out for announcements of future Klown Kolledge events including upcoming tournaments.
Tournament Results
| Icky | 4 | 4 | — |
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| Tinker Captain | 2 | 2 | — |
| 0Xtian | 7 | 8 | — |
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| Galaxy_Sayber | 6 | 7 | — |
| Galaxy_Sayber | 12 | 5 | — |
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| Tinker Captain | 2 | 0 | — |
| Icky | 10 | 5 | 9 | 10 | — |
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| 0Xtian | 5 | 6 | 5 | 4 | — |
Want to relive the tournament? Download the replays here!
Download ReplaysThe Klowns get MAGICAL in Minecraft - World Of Magic #1
Klown Khivarly! That is what KKU brings to you! The most grand of adventures by all your favorite Klowns. The stories! The Buttholes and the MAGIC!
Magical Minecraft: The Klowns are Wizards Now!
The Klowns traveled to a magical realm, were they able to save it or was all lost?
Cakey and Umi took a trip to a magical realm, and dragged Rat and RS along for support. Their first challenge of the realm was the age old nemeses of the Klowns: reading and instructions. After the most challenging of tutorial jump puzzles, and a battle with a Dark Acolyte, the Klowns were on their way to Magical Kolledge!
After a thrilling tour of the grounds and some discussions with the faculty, it was time to venture forth and save the realm! But first they needed to accidentally cast fireballs at various people, rob a library of all it's supplies, check if gravity still hurts, and see what happens when you teleport out a window.
Are we sure the Klowns were the best suited to be saviours?
The Klowns ventured forth into the forest to clear out the spider's nest threatening the lands. After capturing fireflies to make a magic bottle, Umi ran into the local wildlife. As it turns out, the local wolves and spiders are not fans of Klowns, and proceeded to kill Umi, RS, and Rat, leaving Cakey lost in the woods (please hold as we hum an 80's power balled).
After finding abandoned ruins on a hill, Cakey was reminded about the dangers of gravity which was established to actually still be a thing. After some more deaths, rescuing wizards from captivity, and a shopping trip, Umi and RS realized they could tame wolves to ride around. Wolf jousting anyone?
At long last, the Klowns found the entrance to the Spider's Nest… through a Magical Butthole of course! Once inside, they made their way to the lowest levels through swarms of spider eggs to take on the Giant Spider at the bottom. After vanquishing the spider, they were all granted the ability to summon their own spider swarms.
Yes, spider antics ensued. No, we don't need to discuss it further.
After returning to the university, the Klowns were tasked with stopping the source of the cold threatening the realm. After wondering the campus, finding a random escort quest, and Umi spending an unhealthy amount of time with a merchant, they finally realized they should take the OTHER gate out towards the town.
After more shopping and some antics with teleported wolves, the Klowns proceeded to the mountains to find the source of the cold. RS fell down a well, Rat's squid was contained, and they found the answer to the important question "Is that water, or just death?"
Eventually they found their way into the catacombs through the magical frosty butthole. After exploring, getting lost, and finding the jump puzzle hidden in the center of the room, they finally found their way into the Crypt. Umi jumped in head first before remembering about gravity. RS also cruelly reminded Rat about gravity and why they call him the Madman.
They fought through frozen caves before they faced off against the Crypt Lord. The hard fought battle claimed Cakey and Rat, but in the end the Klowns stood victorious. Except for Umi, who was victoriously warped to town by a magical floor butthole (have we kept count on how many buttholes have been mentioned?)
With two threats vanquished, Cakey and Umi took a moment for a break. Being left to their own devices, Rat went and summoned her Phoenix… and a few extras. RS wandered around and accidentally stumbled into more plot. Once all four Klowns were back, they went on to repel an attack by the Dark Academy. With the plot resolved for the moment, and before any more buttholes could appear, they decided to call it a night.
Thanks to everyone who stopped by to watch the streams. Since the Klowns had so much fun in this world, they have decided to return to finish out the story. Stay tuned for the next part of the Klown's Magical Minecraft adventure.
Kommunity Event: April Rocket League Tournament Details
Saturday April 23rd at 23:00 UTC
This tournament will consist of a maximum of 16 players with 4 alternates, totaling a maximum of 20 players. Players will be split out into two brackets (Klown Shoe Division and Rainbow Wig Division) which will be determined prior to the tournament start. These brackets will be played out to determine the 1st and 2nd place of each bracket in single elimination games. The 2nd place from each bracket will play for the 3rd and 4th place prizes in the Conciliation. The 1st place from each bracket will play for the 1st and 2nd place prizes in the Championship. Division finals and Conciliation matchup will each be Best of Three, with the Championship Finals being a Best of Five.
The tournament will be broadcasted on Cakey's and Umi's Twitch Channels. They will be spectating and commenting on the matches as they are played, as well as discussing the bracket and tournament overall between matches.
A total of $50 will be given out as prizes in the tournament. Steam Gift Cards will be given to each placement from 1st to 4th places. Prizes are:
- 1st place: a $20.00 Steam Gift Card
- 2nd place: a $15.00 Steam Gift Card
- 3rd place: a $10.00 Steam Gift Card
- 4th place: a $5.00 Steam Gift Card
Kommunity Event: Rocket League Tournament
Kick some tires and light some balls, it's time for another Rocket League Tournament!
It's tournament season at the Kolledge and the Klowns are polishing up their Kars in Rocket League. After the success of the inaugural tournament, the Klowns are back for a second helping. Do you have the skills to bring the shots, the saves, the goals, and the boops? Do you have what it takes to be the Klowniest driver at the Kolledge?
Klown Kolledge will be hosting another 1v1 Rocket League tournament on April 23rd at 23:00 UTC. This will be a 1v1 tournament with prizes given out to the top 4 finishers. Open registration starts on April 1st 00:00 UTC. Tournament details and registration forms will be available online at KlownKolledge.com
Minecraft Kommunity Event: Magical Minecraft
Hardcore Minecraft took it's toll on the Klowns, so they decided to go back to school.
Join the Klowns as they try out Minecraft Marketplace. They will be starting their lessons with the "World of Magic" adventure map. With spells to learn, pets to tame, and bosses to defeat, what could possibly go wrong for the Klowns?
Tune in to see if the Klowns can survive their semester at school of Magic! Will they be able to master the spells? Can they defeat the monstrous bosses? Is there any chance any of them will survive to face a Dragon? Will there be Magic Klown Kolledge parties? Or, in true Klown fashion, will they just ignore the plot all together and wander off into their own adventures?
Join the Klowns on Saturday, March 26th 2022 at 22:00 UTC to find out!
Kommunity Day Event #2 - Rocket League 1v1's
This week the Klown Kolledge pits the Klowns against each other in Rocket League for prizes! With Umi and Cakey talking 30% commentary and 70% randomness it's a heck of a time.
Don't forget to read the Recap!
Rocket League Custom Games
The Klowns are looking for new modes to play during Moonity Day
Do you have a Custom Game Mode you think the Klowns should try? Some Old Time Hockey in Snow Day? Hoops on the Moon? Heatseeker desctuction derby? Let us know what you would like to see the Klowns play.