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Klown Kolledge April Rocket League 1v1 Tournament Results
Here we go again, and yes the crazy, unexpected, "What the hell happened?", "Are we really doing this?", and "Will we have enough players to even play?" moments did ensue.
It's Tournamant time again at the Kolledge with the Klowns warming up with some free play rounds to get everyone in the mood and more importantly, make sure everyone was here. Seeing that they would be a player short, there was some discussion of possibly having one of the head Klowns play, reaching out to past players, or just going with three rounds for the tournament. It was suggested that RS see if Little RS would be able to play. With a quick check with Mrs. RS, Little Rs, who will go by Tinker Captain, was given the green light. With Icky, Galaxy_Sayber and 0xtian also ready to go, the tournament was set to start.
The opening round of the tournament saw Icky facing off against Tinker Captain. Icky quickly showed the Klowns his skills by getting the first two goals of the game. Tinker Captain, though young, was able to cut the lead in half with a kickoff goal. Though strong on following kickoffs and scoring a long shot goal, Tinker Captain was notable to overcome Icky and lost the first game 4-2. Icky started game two off with a goal, but Tinker Captain was able to tie it up with a kickoff. Though Tinker Captain showed some impressive defensive moves and saves, Icky was able to outmaneuver him with some drifting skills and scored three more times. Tinker Captain was able to score one more goal in the final moments of the game, Icky was able to take the game 4-2 and move on to the Championship matchup.
After some rejoicing with the cool new visuals the Kolledge has for recaps and stats, the Klowns moved on to the next round: a friendly rivalry between 0xtian & Galaxy_Sayber. Both competitors started game one off strong, but the first goal went to 0xtian with a very impressive high altitude hit. They quickly followed up with another two impressive goals. After some back and forth, Galaxy_Sayber was able to get a goal to make it 3-1. Though 0xtian went on to add three more goals to his tally, Galaxy_Sayber was able to make an impressive comeback a add five more to his. This gave us a game tied at six goals each with only 58 seconds left. With both competitors playing defense we went into the first overtime of the tournament. 0xtian was able to score and take game one 7-6. The first ten seconds of game two quickly set up the tone for the series. With just four seconds into the game Galaxy_Sayber made the first goal, but 0xtian returned the second kickoff with his own goal keeping the game even. With many impressive goals, saves and moves these two kept us all on our toes and with just 2 minutes left in the second game 0xtian held on tightly to his one-point lead of 5-4. 0xtian took advantage of Galaxy_Sayber going for the boosts, but Galaxy_Sayber managed to catch up. With 33 seconds and the game tied at 6, Galaxy_Sayber was able to score quickly, but 0xtian was not ready to let the game go and evened it up with 17 seconds left. 0xtian was able to score quickly and took the game 8-7, winning the series and moving on to the Championship Series.
After trying to get an answer on the Klowns ongoing discussion of what to call the boat driver and stream issues, the Klowns were ready for the next round: the consolation round with Tinker Captain and Galaxy_Sayber. Galaxy_Sayber came right out and scored the first two goals of the game but Tinker Captain was able to claim the third goal with a signature kickoff goals. Though Tinker Captain tried his best with defense, Galaxy_Sayber took control of the game and won with a score of 12-2. Game two began with Galaxy_Sayber quickly taking the lead scoring three goals with in the first minute. Tinker Captain wasn't about to let the win be easy and made Galaxy_Sayber work for goals four and five. In the end Galaxy_Sayber won the game 5-1 and took the 3rd place spot.
Finally it was time for Best of Five Championships round! Game one opened with Icky sneaking in the first goal, but 0xtian came back quick with his own goal to keep the score even. Both competitors kept each other on their toes, trading goals until Icky was able to build a lead and took the game 10-5. Game two again saw Icky make the first goal and, after a quick break about Aqua Socks, we saw 0xtian score his first goal to tie it up. Icky took the lead, but then 0xtian was able to make a steal and even the score once more. Just past the two minute mark 0xtian had pulled ahead with the score now being 4-2. Icky was able to tie it up but with just 20 seconds left, 0xtian was able to score 2 more. Icky was able to score one more goal with 14 second left, but was unable to make a complete comeback. The game ended with 0xtian as the winner with a score of 6-5 and the series tied one game apiece. Game three opened with Icky going three for three in making the first goal of the game and showed that he wanted to make it hard for 0xtian. Icky then scored his second and third resulting in a 3-0 lead. 0xtian was not ready to be defeated and made his move to get a point on the board. In response, Icky came back harder and soon scored three more goals, putting him up 6-1 in in the game. The next three minutes saw 0xtian make a great attempt at a come back with three more goals, but Icky just kept the pressure on and continued with his own goals. The game ended with Icky winning 9-5, leaving 0xtian on the brink of elimination. Game four began with Icky continuing his first goal of the game streak, with 0xtian sneaking in two goals. Icky continued his domination scoring six more goals, and 0xtian was able to score two late game goals. It wasn't enough, and Icky continued their winning streak with a 10-4 final score. With this win, Icky took the series and first place in the tournament.
The Klowns would like to congratulate the winners, and thank the competitors for participating in the tournament. We would also like to thank everyone who watched the streams and cheered the games in chat. Below you will find the full stats from the tournament along with downloads for replays of ever game in the tournament. Keep an eye out for announcements of future Klown Kolledge events including upcoming tournaments.
Tournament Results
| Icky | 4 | 4 | — |
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| Tinker Captain | 2 | 2 | — |
| 0Xtian | 7 | 8 | — |
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| Galaxy_Sayber | 6 | 7 | — |
| Galaxy_Sayber | 12 | 5 | — |
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| Tinker Captain | 2 | 0 | — |
| Icky | 10 | 5 | 9 | 10 | — |
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| 0Xtian | 5 | 6 | 5 | 4 | — |
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Download ReplaysMagical Minecraft: The Klowns are Wizards Now!
The Klowns traveled to a magical realm, were they able to save it or was all lost?
Cakey and Umi took a trip to a magical realm, and dragged Rat and RS along for support. Their first challenge of the realm was the age old nemeses of the Klowns: reading and instructions. After the most challenging of tutorial jump puzzles, and a battle with a Dark Acolyte, the Klowns were on their way to Magical Kolledge!
After a thrilling tour of the grounds and some discussions with the faculty, it was time to venture forth and save the realm! But first they needed to accidentally cast fireballs at various people, rob a library of all it's supplies, check if gravity still hurts, and see what happens when you teleport out a window.
Are we sure the Klowns were the best suited to be saviours?
The Klowns ventured forth into the forest to clear out the spider's nest threatening the lands. After capturing fireflies to make a magic bottle, Umi ran into the local wildlife. As it turns out, the local wolves and spiders are not fans of Klowns, and proceeded to kill Umi, RS, and Rat, leaving Cakey lost in the woods (please hold as we hum an 80's power balled).
After finding abandoned ruins on a hill, Cakey was reminded about the dangers of gravity which was established to actually still be a thing. After some more deaths, rescuing wizards from captivity, and a shopping trip, Umi and RS realized they could tame wolves to ride around. Wolf jousting anyone?
At long last, the Klowns found the entrance to the Spider's Nest… through a Magical Butthole of course! Once inside, they made their way to the lowest levels through swarms of spider eggs to take on the Giant Spider at the bottom. After vanquishing the spider, they were all granted the ability to summon their own spider swarms.
Yes, spider antics ensued. No, we don't need to discuss it further.
After returning to the university, the Klowns were tasked with stopping the source of the cold threatening the realm. After wondering the campus, finding a random escort quest, and Umi spending an unhealthy amount of time with a merchant, they finally realized they should take the OTHER gate out towards the town.
After more shopping and some antics with teleported wolves, the Klowns proceeded to the mountains to find the source of the cold. RS fell down a well, Rat's squid was contained, and they found the answer to the important question "Is that water, or just death?"
Eventually they found their way into the catacombs through the magical frosty butthole. After exploring, getting lost, and finding the jump puzzle hidden in the center of the room, they finally found their way into the Crypt. Umi jumped in head first before remembering about gravity. RS also cruelly reminded Rat about gravity and why they call him the Madman.
They fought through frozen caves before they faced off against the Crypt Lord. The hard fought battle claimed Cakey and Rat, but in the end the Klowns stood victorious. Except for Umi, who was victoriously warped to town by a magical floor butthole (have we kept count on how many buttholes have been mentioned?)
With two threats vanquished, Cakey and Umi took a moment for a break. Being left to their own devices, Rat went and summoned her Phoenix… and a few extras. RS wandered around and accidentally stumbled into more plot. Once all four Klowns were back, they went on to repel an attack by the Dark Academy. With the plot resolved for the moment, and before any more buttholes could appear, they decided to call it a night.
Thanks to everyone who stopped by to watch the streams. Since the Klowns had so much fun in this world, they have decided to return to finish out the story. Stay tuned for the next part of the Klown's Magical Minecraft adventure.
Klown Kolledge Inaugural Rocket League 1v1 Tournament Results
Four Klowns meet on the Rocket League fields to battle through 11 hard fought games. 162 shots taken, 38 close saves, and 104 goals, but who was the victor?
The first ever Klown Kolledge Rocket League Tournament has come and gone. Balls were hit, pies were thrown, and a winner was crowned. Let us look back at games and crazy antics that were had.
The tournament opened with a showdown between 0Xtian and JazzTV199. JazzTV199, being a late addition to the tournament, gave it his all but in the end it was 0Xtian who prevailed with a clean sweep in the best of 3 series.
Next up we saw DL Premium take on Axe-olotl. This high scoring matchup saw DL Premium take the win in game one, but Axe-olotl, not to be taken out easily, came back to win game two and even the series. In the end, DL Premium was able to outmatch his opponent and win game three. DL Premium advanced on to the Championship series.
The Conciliation Series saw JazzTV199 take on Axe-olotl. It was a hard fought matchup, but in the end JazzTV199 was able to show us what he was made of and sweep the series and take 3rd place.
The finals saw friends 0Xtian and DL Premium go head to head for the title of champion. Both players brought their friendly banter, but more importantly we saw what these competitors were capable of. The first two games saw multiple lead changes, a massive comeback victory, and some friendly salt thrown in for good measure. With 0Xtian leading the best of 5 series, it was up to DL Premium to mount a comeback. Game 3 saw DL Premium fight back and win in OT to keep the series alive. But that win proved to be too little too late. With only one win needed to clinch the Championship, 0Xtian came back to win the series with the most goals in a single game, thus closing out the tournament and crowning 0Xtian the Champion of the inaugural Klown Kolledge Tournament.
The Klowns would like to congratulate the winners, and thank the competitors for participating in the tournament. We would also like to thank everyone who watched the streams and cheered the games in chat. Below you will find the full stats from the tournament along with downloads for replays of ever game in the tournament. Keep an eye out for announcements of future Klown Kolledge events including upcoming tournaments.
Tournament Results
| 0Xtian | 3 | 3 | — |
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| JazzTV199 | 2 | 2 | — |
| DL Premium | 8 | 4 | 6 |
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| Axe-olotl | 3 | 5 | 3 |
| JazzTV199 | 6 | 5 | — |
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| Axe-olotl | 3 | 2 | — |
| 0Xtian | 7 | 6 | 5 | 9 | — |
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| DL Premium | 6 | 4 | 6 | 6 | — |
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Download ReplaysHardcore Minecraft: Did the Klowns Survive?
Who lived? Who died? Who went on an adventure?
And who thought Blowfish would make a good snack?
The time finally arrived and the Klowns took on the challenge of Hardcore Minecraft. Cakey and Umi were joined by Kevin, Krum, Rat, & RS to challenge the world. After spawning into a swamp in a desert (because swamps in deserts make so much sense), they spread out to explore and gather resources.
By the end of Day 1 the Klowns managed to be successful. They had the start of a house for safety and a farm for resources. Must mean good things ahead, right? I mean, it's the Klowns so, maybe…?
On Day 2 our Klowns began to show us why we love them (or hate them, your choice). While exploring Rat's sacred island, Kevin fell victim to a Drowned wielding a trident. Not to be left out of the fun, Cakey decided (or he let fate decide) that the same end should be his too. He fell shortly after.
With only four Klowns left, Umi decided the a sailing adventure would be the best idea ever!
After a few zombie stand-offs (and RS realizing the health perils of consuming Blowfish), Umi returned from his grand ocean adventure. With the idea of grand adventures now in the Klowns minds (and honestly, no other better ideas) the Klowns decided to give up on their base and go to explore the world together. Because it is always better to adventure together then alone, right?
After finding multiple villages, the Klowns decided to set down roots in the desert and establish their new home.
Having the great idea of leaving RS (aka the mad scientist) alone for the second time, Umi, Rat & Krum set out to explore caves and find a way to the nether. Because the Blowfish incident was really just a fluke after all, and nothing bad ever happens when RS is left to his own devices.
After a successful first trip to the nether, Rat & Krum both logged out for the night. With only two Klowns left, it was time for Umi to travel back to the Nether.
But on Day 14, I regret to inform that on his way back to the village, Umi starved to death. He would never see what havoc, I mean, interesting things became of the village that they created.
Thus this left RS all alone in the world as the last Klown alive. Leaving us with the question of "What could the mad scientist get into in a world all alone?" Actually, no, I don't want to know. Lets just leave it with him standing looking over the village that is now his responsibility and just never go back.
The Klowns would like to thank everyone who joined the Realm to take on the Hardcore challenge, and all the viewers that tuned in to our channels to watch the antics. Given the success of this event, we are looking into new and different themed Minecraft events.
For anyone who would like to explore the world and see where we ended the event on Day 15, here is a download link for you to enjoy.
Download World
