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Tuesday, 19 July, 2022

Kommunity Day #3 Highlights - Don't let clowns commentate

5 Competitors entered, 3 showed up and we extended TinkerCaptains bedtime to bring you the fun!

Thanks to our competitors:
Saturday, 11 June, 2022

Kommunity Day Event #3 - 1v1 Rocket League Tourney

Our Second 1v1 Tourney! See below for text recap and scores!

Don't forget to read the Recap!

Sunday, 1 May, 2022

Klown Kolledge April Rocket League 1v1 Tournament Results

Here we go again, and yes the crazy, unexpected, "What the hell happened?", "Are we really doing this?", and "Will we have enough players to even play?" moments did ensue.

It's Tournamant time again at the Kolledge with the Klowns warming up with some free play rounds to get everyone in the mood and more importantly, make sure everyone was here. Seeing that they would be a player short, there was some discussion of possibly having one of the head Klowns play, reaching out to past players, or just going with three rounds for the tournament. It was suggested that RS see if Little RS would be able to play. With a quick check with Mrs. RS, Little Rs, who will go by Tinker Captain, was given the green light. With Icky, Galaxy_Sayber and 0xtian also ready to go, the tournament was set to start.

The opening round of the tournament saw Icky facing off against Tinker Captain. Icky quickly showed the Klowns his skills by getting the first two goals of the game. Tinker Captain, though young, was able to cut the lead in half with a kickoff goal. Though strong on following kickoffs and scoring a long shot goal, Tinker Captain was notable to overcome Icky and lost the first game 4-2. Icky started game two off with a goal, but Tinker Captain was able to tie it up with a kickoff. Though Tinker Captain showed some impressive defensive moves and saves, Icky was able to outmaneuver him with some drifting skills and scored three more times. Tinker Captain was able to score one more goal in the final moments of the game, Icky was able to take the game 4-2 and move on to the Championship matchup.

After some rejoicing with the cool new visuals the Kolledge has for recaps and stats, the Klowns moved on to the next round: a friendly rivalry between 0xtian & Galaxy_Sayber. Both competitors started game one off strong, but the first goal went to 0xtian with a very impressive high altitude hit. They quickly followed up with another two impressive goals. After some back and forth, Galaxy_Sayber was able to get a goal to make it 3-1. Though 0xtian went on to add three more goals to his tally, Galaxy_Sayber was able to make an impressive comeback a add five more to his. This gave us a game tied at six goals each with only 58 seconds left. With both competitors playing defense we went into the first overtime of the tournament. 0xtian was able to score and take game one 7-6. The first ten seconds of game two quickly set up the tone for the series. With just four seconds into the game Galaxy_Sayber made the first goal, but 0xtian returned the second kickoff with his own goal keeping the game even. With many impressive goals, saves and moves these two kept us all on our toes and with just 2 minutes left in the second game 0xtian held on tightly to his one-point lead of 5-4. 0xtian took advantage of Galaxy_Sayber going for the boosts, but Galaxy_Sayber managed to catch up. With 33 seconds and the game tied at 6, Galaxy_Sayber was able to score quickly, but 0xtian was not ready to let the game go and evened it up with 17 seconds left. 0xtian was able to score quickly and took the game 8-7, winning the series and moving on to the Championship Series.

After trying to get an answer on the Klowns ongoing discussion of what to call the boat driver and stream issues, the Klowns were ready for the next round: the consolation round with Tinker Captain and Galaxy_Sayber. Galaxy_Sayber came right out and scored the first two goals of the game but Tinker Captain was able to claim the third goal with a signature kickoff goals. Though Tinker Captain tried his best with defense, Galaxy_Sayber took control of the game and won with a score of 12-2. Game two began with Galaxy_Sayber quickly taking the lead scoring three goals with in the first minute. Tinker Captain wasn't about to let the win be easy and made Galaxy_Sayber work for goals four and five. In the end Galaxy_Sayber won the game 5-1 and took the 3rd place spot.

Finally it was time for Best of Five Championships round! Game one opened with Icky sneaking in the first goal, but 0xtian came back quick with his own goal to keep the score even. Both competitors kept each other on their toes, trading goals until Icky was able to build a lead and took the game 10-5. Game two again saw Icky make the first goal and, after a quick break about Aqua Socks, we saw 0xtian score his first goal to tie it up. Icky took the lead, but then 0xtian was able to make a steal and even the score once more. Just past the two minute mark 0xtian had pulled ahead with the score now being 4-2. Icky was able to tie it up but with just 20 seconds left, 0xtian was able to score 2 more. Icky was able to score one more goal with 14 second left, but was unable to make a complete comeback. The game ended with 0xtian as the winner with a score of 6-5 and the series tied one game apiece. Game three opened with Icky going three for three in making the first goal of the game and showed that he wanted to make it hard for 0xtian. Icky then scored his second and third resulting in a 3-0 lead. 0xtian was not ready to be defeated and made his move to get a point on the board. In response, Icky came back harder and soon scored three more goals, putting him up 6-1 in in the game. The next three minutes saw 0xtian make a great attempt at a come back with three more goals, but Icky just kept the pressure on and continued with his own goals. The game ended with Icky winning 9-5, leaving 0xtian on the brink of elimination. Game four began with Icky continuing his first goal of the game streak, with 0xtian sneaking in two goals. Icky continued his domination scoring six more goals, and 0xtian was able to score two late game goals. It wasn't enough, and Icky continued their winning streak with a 10-4 final score. With this win, Icky took the series and first place in the tournament.

The Klowns would like to congratulate the winners, and thank the competitors for participating in the tournament. We would also like to thank everyone who watched the streams and cheered the games in chat. Below you will find the full stats from the tournament along with downloads for replays of ever game in the tournament. Keep an eye out for announcements of future Klown Kolledge events including upcoming tournaments.

Tournament Results

Round 1
Icky44
Tinker Captain22
Round 1
0Xtian78
Galaxy_Sayber67
Conciliation
Galaxy_Sayber125
Tinker Captain20
Championship
Icky105910
0Xtian5654

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Wednesday, 30 March, 2022

Kommunity Event: April Rocket League Tournament Details

Saturday April 23rd at 23:00 UTC

This tournament will consist of a maximum of 16 players with 4 alternates, totaling a maximum of 20 players. Players will be split out into two brackets (Klown Shoe Division and Rainbow Wig Division) which will be determined prior to the tournament start. These brackets will be played out to determine the 1st and 2nd place of each bracket in single elimination games. The 2nd place from each bracket will play for the 3rd and 4th place prizes in the Conciliation. The 1st place from each bracket will play for the 1st and 2nd place prizes in the Championship. Division finals and Conciliation matchup will each be Best of Three, with the Championship Finals being a Best of Five.

The tournament will be broadcasted on Cakey's and Umi's Twitch Channels. They will be spectating and commenting on the matches as they are played, as well as discussing the bracket and tournament overall between matches.

A total of $50 will be given out as prizes in the tournament. Steam Gift Cards will be given to each placement from 1st to 4th places. Prizes are:

  1. 1st place: a $20.00 Steam Gift Card
  2. 2nd place: a $15.00 Steam Gift Card
  3. 3rd place: a $10.00 Steam Gift Card
  4. 4th place: a $5.00 Steam Gift Card
Winners without a Steam will be given the option of what alternate Gift Card they would prefer (company or online store, based on country availability) within reason.

Monday, 21 March, 2022

Kommunity Event: Rocket League Tournament

Kick some tires and light some balls, it's time for another Rocket League Tournament!

It's tournament season at the Kolledge and the Klowns are polishing up their Kars in Rocket League. After the success of the inaugural tournament, the Klowns are back for a second helping. Do you have the skills to bring the shots, the saves, the goals, and the boops? Do you have what it takes to be the Klowniest driver at the Kolledge?

Klown Kolledge will be hosting another 1v1 Rocket League tournament on April 23rd at 23:00 UTC. This will be a 1v1 tournament with prizes given out to the top 4 finishers. Open registration starts on April 1st 00:00 UTC. Tournament details and registration forms will be available online at KlownKolledge.com

Friday, 11 March, 2022

Kommunity Day Event #2 - Rocket League 1v1's

This week the Klown Kolledge pits the Klowns against each other in Rocket League for prizes! With Umi and Cakey talking 30% commentary and 70% randomness it's a heck of a time.

Don't forget to read the Recap!

Saturday, 5 March, 2022

Rocket League Custom Games

The Klowns are looking for new modes to play during Moonity Day

Do you have a Custom Game Mode you think the Klowns should try? Some Old Time Hockey in Snow Day? Hoops on the Moon? Heatseeker desctuction derby? Let us know what you would like to see the Klowns play.

Friday, 4 March, 2022

Klown Kolledge Inaugural Rocket League 1v1 Tournament Results

Four Klowns meet on the Rocket League fields to battle through 11 hard fought games. 162 shots taken, 38 close saves, and 104 goals, but who was the victor?

The first ever Klown Kolledge Rocket League Tournament has come and gone. Balls were hit, pies were thrown, and a winner was crowned. Let us look back at games and crazy antics that were had.

The tournament opened with a showdown between 0Xtian and JazzTV199. JazzTV199, being a late addition to the tournament, gave it his all but in the end it was 0Xtian who prevailed with a clean sweep in the best of 3 series.

Next up we saw DL Premium take on Axe-olotl. This high scoring matchup saw DL Premium take the win in game one, but Axe-olotl, not to be taken out easily, came back to win game two and even the series. In the end, DL Premium was able to outmatch his opponent and win game three. DL Premium advanced on to the Championship series.

The Conciliation Series saw JazzTV199 take on Axe-olotl. It was a hard fought matchup, but in the end JazzTV199 was able to show us what he was made of and sweep the series and take 3rd place.

The finals saw friends 0Xtian and DL Premium go head to head for the title of champion. Both players brought their friendly banter, but more importantly we saw what these competitors were capable of. The first two games saw multiple lead changes, a massive comeback victory, and some friendly salt thrown in for good measure. With 0Xtian leading the best of 5 series, it was up to DL Premium to mount a comeback. Game 3 saw DL Premium fight back and win in OT to keep the series alive. But that win proved to be too little too late. With only one win needed to clinch the Championship, 0Xtian came back to win the series with the most goals in a single game, thus closing out the tournament and crowning 0Xtian the Champion of the inaugural Klown Kolledge Tournament.

The Klowns would like to congratulate the winners, and thank the competitors for participating in the tournament. We would also like to thank everyone who watched the streams and cheered the games in chat. Below you will find the full stats from the tournament along with downloads for replays of ever game in the tournament. Keep an eye out for announcements of future Klown Kolledge events including upcoming tournaments.

Tournament Results

Division A
0Xtian33
JazzTV19922
Division B
DL Premium846
Axe-olotl353
Conciliation
JazzTV19965
Axe-olotl32
Championship
0Xtian7659
DL Premium6466

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Saturday, 12 February, 2022

The Klowns have driven their car up on your LAWN

This packed car contains oversized shoes, some horns, honks, paint, people somewhere and somewhere deep down in that car a Rocket League Tourney.

The Klowns are bringing their Kars to Rocket League. Do you want to show off your skills to the head Klowns? Well, here's your chance to bring your best Klown tricks, maneuvers, or just some fun slap stick Klown comedy.

Klown Kolledge will be hosting a 1v1 Rocket League tournament on February 26th at 22:00 UTC. This will be a 1v1 tournament with $50 worth of prizes given out to the top 4 finishers. Open registration starts on February 19th 00:00 UTC with early registration available to Klown Kolledge members. Registration forms will be available online at KlownKolledge.com.

Tournament Details

This tournament will consist of a maximum of 16 players with 4 alternates, totaling a maximum of 20 players. Players will be split out into two brackets (Klown Shoe Division and Rainbow Wig Division) which will be determined prior to the tournament start. These brackets will be played out to determine the 1st and 2nd place of each bracket in single elimination games. The 2nd place from each bracket will play for the 3rd and 4th place prizes in the Conciliation. The 1st place from each bracket will play for the 1st and 2nd place prizes in the Championship. Division finals and Conciliation matchup will each be Best of Three, with the Championship Finals being a Best of Five.

The tournament will be broadcasted on Cakey's and Umi's Twitch Channels. They will be spectating and commenting on the matches as they are played, as well as discussing the bracket and tournament overall between matches.

A total of $50 will be given out as prizes in the tournament. Gift cards will be given to each placement from 1st to 4th places. Prizes are:

  1. 1st place: a $20.00 (USD) gift card
  2. 2nd place: a $15.00 (USD) gift card
  3. 3rd place: a $10.00 (USD) gift card
  4. 4th place: a $5.00 (USD) gift card
Winners will be given the option of what Gift Card they would prefer (company or online store, based on country availability) within reason.