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The Klowns get MAGICAL in Minecraft - World Of Magic #1
Klown Khivarly! That is what KKU brings to you! The most grand of adventures by all your favorite Klowns. The stories! The Buttholes and the MAGIC!
Magical Minecraft: The Klowns are Wizards Now!
The Klowns traveled to a magical realm, were they able to save it or was all lost?
Cakey and Umi took a trip to a magical realm, and dragged Rat and RS along for support. Their first challenge of the realm was the age old nemeses of the Klowns: reading and instructions. After the most challenging of tutorial jump puzzles, and a battle with a Dark Acolyte, the Klowns were on their way to Magical Kolledge!
After a thrilling tour of the grounds and some discussions with the faculty, it was time to venture forth and save the realm! But first they needed to accidentally cast fireballs at various people, rob a library of all it's supplies, check if gravity still hurts, and see what happens when you teleport out a window.
Are we sure the Klowns were the best suited to be saviours?
The Klowns ventured forth into the forest to clear out the spider's nest threatening the lands. After capturing fireflies to make a magic bottle, Umi ran into the local wildlife. As it turns out, the local wolves and spiders are not fans of Klowns, and proceeded to kill Umi, RS, and Rat, leaving Cakey lost in the woods (please hold as we hum an 80's power balled).
After finding abandoned ruins on a hill, Cakey was reminded about the dangers of gravity which was established to actually still be a thing. After some more deaths, rescuing wizards from captivity, and a shopping trip, Umi and RS realized they could tame wolves to ride around. Wolf jousting anyone?
At long last, the Klowns found the entrance to the Spider's Nest… through a Magical Butthole of course! Once inside, they made their way to the lowest levels through swarms of spider eggs to take on the Giant Spider at the bottom. After vanquishing the spider, they were all granted the ability to summon their own spider swarms.
Yes, spider antics ensued. No, we don't need to discuss it further.
After returning to the university, the Klowns were tasked with stopping the source of the cold threatening the realm. After wondering the campus, finding a random escort quest, and Umi spending an unhealthy amount of time with a merchant, they finally realized they should take the OTHER gate out towards the town.
After more shopping and some antics with teleported wolves, the Klowns proceeded to the mountains to find the source of the cold. RS fell down a well, Rat's squid was contained, and they found the answer to the important question "Is that water, or just death?"
Eventually they found their way into the catacombs through the magical frosty butthole. After exploring, getting lost, and finding the jump puzzle hidden in the center of the room, they finally found their way into the Crypt. Umi jumped in head first before remembering about gravity. RS also cruelly reminded Rat about gravity and why they call him the Madman.
They fought through frozen caves before they faced off against the Crypt Lord. The hard fought battle claimed Cakey and Rat, but in the end the Klowns stood victorious. Except for Umi, who was victoriously warped to town by a magical floor butthole (have we kept count on how many buttholes have been mentioned?)
With two threats vanquished, Cakey and Umi took a moment for a break. Being left to their own devices, Rat went and summoned her Phoenix… and a few extras. RS wandered around and accidentally stumbled into more plot. Once all four Klowns were back, they went on to repel an attack by the Dark Academy. With the plot resolved for the moment, and before any more buttholes could appear, they decided to call it a night.
Thanks to everyone who stopped by to watch the streams. Since the Klowns had so much fun in this world, they have decided to return to finish out the story. Stay tuned for the next part of the Klown's Magical Minecraft adventure.
Minecraft Kommunity Event: Magical Minecraft
Hardcore Minecraft took it's toll on the Klowns, so they decided to go back to school.
Join the Klowns as they try out Minecraft Marketplace. They will be starting their lessons with the "World of Magic" adventure map. With spells to learn, pets to tame, and bosses to defeat, what could possibly go wrong for the Klowns?
Tune in to see if the Klowns can survive their semester at school of Magic! Will they be able to master the spells? Can they defeat the monstrous bosses? Is there any chance any of them will survive to face a Dragon? Will there be Magic Klown Kolledge parties? Or, in true Klown fashion, will they just ignore the plot all together and wander off into their own adventures?
Join the Klowns on Saturday, March 26th 2022 at 22:00 UTC to find out!
Kommunity Day Event #1 - Can the Klowns survive Hardcore?
Who lived? Who died? Who went on an adventure? And who thought Blowfish would make a good snack?
Don't forget to read the Recap!
Hardcore Minecraft: Did the Klowns Survive?
Who lived? Who died? Who went on an adventure?
And who thought Blowfish would make a good snack?
The time finally arrived and the Klowns took on the challenge of Hardcore Minecraft. Cakey and Umi were joined by Kevin, Krum, Rat, & RS to challenge the world. After spawning into a swamp in a desert (because swamps in deserts make so much sense), they spread out to explore and gather resources.
By the end of Day 1 the Klowns managed to be successful. They had the start of a house for safety and a farm for resources. Must mean good things ahead, right? I mean, it's the Klowns so, maybe…?
On Day 2 our Klowns began to show us why we love them (or hate them, your choice). While exploring Rat's sacred island, Kevin fell victim to a Drowned wielding a trident. Not to be left out of the fun, Cakey decided (or he let fate decide) that the same end should be his too. He fell shortly after.
With only four Klowns left, Umi decided the a sailing adventure would be the best idea ever!
After a few zombie stand-offs (and RS realizing the health perils of consuming Blowfish), Umi returned from his grand ocean adventure. With the idea of grand adventures now in the Klowns minds (and honestly, no other better ideas) the Klowns decided to give up on their base and go to explore the world together. Because it is always better to adventure together then alone, right?
After finding multiple villages, the Klowns decided to set down roots in the desert and establish their new home.
Having the great idea of leaving RS (aka the mad scientist) alone for the second time, Umi, Rat & Krum set out to explore caves and find a way to the nether. Because the Blowfish incident was really just a fluke after all, and nothing bad ever happens when RS is left to his own devices.
After a successful first trip to the nether, Rat & Krum both logged out for the night. With only two Klowns left, it was time for Umi to travel back to the Nether.
But on Day 14, I regret to inform that on his way back to the village, Umi starved to death. He would never see what havoc, I mean, interesting things became of the village that they created.
Thus this left RS all alone in the world as the last Klown alive. Leaving us with the question of "What could the mad scientist get into in a world all alone?" Actually, no, I don't want to know. Lets just leave it with him standing looking over the village that is now his responsibility and just never go back.
The Klowns would like to thank everyone who joined the Realm to take on the Hardcore challenge, and all the viewers that tuned in to our channels to watch the antics. Given the success of this event, we are looking into new and different themed Minecraft events.
For anyone who would like to explore the world and see where we ended the event on Day 15, here is a download link for you to enjoy.
Download WorldThe Klowns have decided to take on Hardcore Minecraft!
Your favorite Klowns Cakey and Umi have decided (poorly or wisely) to take on this challenge with a few of their Klowny friends.
The added fun of only one life and increased difficulty will surely bring the best of the most interesting shenanigans, "Did that just happen?" moments, "MISTAKES WERE MADE!", and "Oh holy crap!" situations. How far will these klowns go? How many will survive? Who will mess up in the first 5 mins? Its anyone's game!
Join the Klowns on Saturday, January 29th 2022 at 22:00 UTC for all the antics.
Klow Kolledge Industry Lookup
Below is a list of all of the farms and generators found on the Klown Kolledge Minecraft Realm, along with all of the item drops. This list will be updated as new farms are added or old farms are decommissioned.
Clicking on the farm's name will bring up the details on the farm including which dimention it is in, coordinates, and if it is on a transit line.