The Klowns traveled to a magical realm, were they able to save it or was all lost?

Cakey and Umi took a trip to a magical realm, and dragged Rat and RS along for support. Their first challenge of the realm was the age old nemeses of the Klowns: reading and instructions. After the most challenging of tutorial jump puzzles, and a battle with a Dark Acolyte, the Klowns were on their way to Magical Kolledge!

After a thrilling tour of the grounds and some discussions with the faculty, it was time to venture forth and save the realm! But first they needed to accidentally cast fireballs at various people, rob a library of all it's supplies, check if gravity still hurts, and see what happens when you teleport out a window.

Are we sure the Klowns were the best suited to be saviours?

The Klowns ventured forth into the forest to clear out the spider's nest threatening the lands. After capturing fireflies to make a magic bottle, Umi ran into the local wildlife. As it turns out, the local wolves and spiders are not fans of Klowns, and proceeded to kill Umi, RS, and Rat, leaving Cakey lost in the woods (please hold as we hum an 80's power balled).

After finding abandoned ruins on a hill, Cakey was reminded about the dangers of gravity which was established to actually still be a thing. After some more deaths, rescuing wizards from captivity, and a shopping trip, Umi and RS realized they could tame wolves to ride around. Wolf jousting anyone?

At long last, the Klowns found the entrance to the Spider's Nest… through a Magical Butthole of course! Once inside, they made their way to the lowest levels through swarms of spider eggs to take on the Giant Spider at the bottom. After vanquishing the spider, they were all granted the ability to summon their own spider swarms.

Yes, spider antics ensued. No, we don't need to discuss it further.

After returning to the university, the Klowns were tasked with stopping the source of the cold threatening the realm. After wondering the campus, finding a random escort quest, and Umi spending an unhealthy amount of time with a merchant, they finally realized they should take the OTHER gate out towards the town.

After more shopping and some antics with teleported wolves, the Klowns proceeded to the mountains to find the source of the cold. RS fell down a well, Rat's squid was contained, and they found the answer to the important question "Is that water, or just death?"

Eventually they found their way into the catacombs through the magical frosty butthole. After exploring, getting lost, and finding the jump puzzle hidden in the center of the room, they finally found their way into the Crypt. Umi jumped in head first before remembering about gravity. RS also cruelly reminded Rat about gravity and why they call him the Madman.

They fought through frozen caves before they faced off against the Crypt Lord. The hard fought battle claimed Cakey and Rat, but in the end the Klowns stood victorious. Except for Umi, who was victoriously warped to town by a magical floor butthole (have we kept count on how many buttholes have been mentioned?)

With two threats vanquished, Cakey and Umi took a moment for a break. Being left to their own devices, Rat went and summoned her Phoenix… and a few extras. RS wandered around and accidentally stumbled into more plot. Once all four Klowns were back, they went on to repel an attack by the Dark Academy. With the plot resolved for the moment, and before any more buttholes could appear, they decided to call it a night.

Thanks to everyone who stopped by to watch the streams. Since the Klowns had so much fun in this world, they have decided to return to finish out the story. Stay tuned for the next part of the Klown's Magical Minecraft adventure.